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08 April 2013

Vancity Biker Chicks: Official Castmember

"Official" might be too official of a word. Guest star? Special appearance by? Drunk girl in the background? That last one is probably the more accurate.

SIL and I decided to frequent our favorite local pub on Saturday night and we were greated by signs on the door stating that they were filming a reality show that night and by us entering we were agreeing to be 'featured' on the show.

Featured? WTF? We entered any ways. 

Somewhere around 930pm we started to figure it out. The black leather, silicone and body art work was in full swing, and cameras started rolling when Little-Miss-Orange-top-sans-double-sided-tape made her way to the dance floor.

Side note: For 50, she had the nicest rack I've ever seen.

Vancity Biker Chicks is actually a reality show being filmed. This kind of trash actually has fans and it hasn't even aired an episode yet. These women actually exist. I was, am, and will continually be floored that people actually pay money to watch this sh!t.

Every.single.one. of them was completely trashed (and if they weren't, WOW). And after several visits to the ladies room where many of them were sharing a stall, pretty sure they were all high as kites, too. They were however, entertaining as fuck. Little-Miss-Orange-top-sans-double-sided-tape was the most entertaining of them all. She could barely stand (or keep her left boob securely in her top), with Miss-I-am-51-years-old-today-and-my-shoes-have-a-bigger-stilletto-than-the-full-length-of-my-torso came in a close second. Miss-strong-perfume-that-likes-to-share was an insanely close 3rd.

She likes to share because she showered my SIL in her musk. In the bathroom. For fun. 

I am pretty sure we avoided the cameras, but you never really know. And despite wanting, with my whole entire being, never ever to watch an episode, I am going to be PVR'ing the pilot.

If only to make sure I am not in a background shot of course.

21 comments:

Queen Holly the Magnificent said...

Soooo, they were paying them to get drunk? That, that is a thing that poeple will pay you for? Hold on I need to make some phone calls...

Carmen said...

I think it's an actual job description... I have phone calls to make too

StephanieC said...

Wowsers. A bit of a departure from the Real Housewife series, huh? Though I suppose an equal amount of stilettos and alcoholism...

I get the feeling you were near the Rhino Pub, lol.

Marianna Annadanna said...

For reals? To funny. @FoxinthecityJ is on an Oprah reality show right now to improve the net worth of the community. *Slightly* different angle...

Anonymous said...

Sounds like you are pretty JEALOUS!!! I happen to know all of the "Vancity Biker Chicks" and was there on Saturday night as well! You (Carmen)must have had a terrible night since all you did was follow the VCBC around including into the bathroom and then make up your own shit about them. They are all HARDWORKING, STRONG women that ride harleys. Unlike yourself...you are a loser

Carmen said...

@Anonymous. You're funny.

Anonymous said...

OH SHUT UP CARMEN!
GO BACK TO YOUR FAT GIRL TABLE AT THE BAR WHERE YOU CAN LOOK AFTER OUR COATS WHILE WERE DANCING LOL
IM PROUD TO CALL CHERRY KARI (FROM THE SHOW) MY SISTA AND FRIEND !
VANCITY BIKER CHICKS RULE BITCHES !
IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO DEBATE THIS MORE JUST ASK FOR BLONDIE YOULL KNOW ME IM THE ONE WHO KNOCKED YOUR ASS OUT ON THE FLOOR
HAVE A GREAT DAY LOL

Linda L said...

Sounds like a freakin amazing show!!! I'd rather watch a bunch of leather clad women ride, covort and just have fucking fun...rather than a bunch of dipshit housewives!!! I'll watch it for sure!!

Carmen said...

@Anonymous - I think you have me confused with someone else at the bar. I was actually sitting nowhere near you ladies. And was never knocked on my ass. But hey, there were a lot of blondes there, many fat. Many average. Many not-so-fat. I guess I blend in.

My apologies if I offended YOU, but really, my blog is meant as a humour outlet, not to intentionally insult random people who find it. I think it's great these ladies have a friend like you, I just find it a little odd that you feel the need to speak in ALL CAPS on my blog to defend them. We don't know each other, probably never will, and my little 'ol barely-read blog isn't going to affect anyone in real life.

Have a nice day.

@Linda L - I'll probably watch too...the housewives shows hurts my eyes.

Gary said...

Vancity biker chicks eh??? the more I think about , why not???
A bunch of women riding, loving life and and of course, drinking, fighting , and fucking. Sounds like something I'd watch before half the shit thats on T.V.
So Ya!!! All the power to girls!
ML&R

Dawn Heathcote said...

I am happy to call Cherry Kari a friend as well...I don't know the others but if they are hanging with Kari chances are they are beautiful , strong, smart and fun women...you go girls...@ Carmen...thanks for the publicity...freedom of speech...but I think if you had actually got off your stool that was no where near the girls and walked over to chat a bit, you might actually have a different blog going...cheers!

Anonymous said...

sounds like a show I'd watch silicon and leather clad woman that intimidate the other woman around them just by having a good time. sounds like your are either close minded with a better than thou attitude or jealous that you had to wait in a line up with the common folk and all the guys were paying attention to then instead of you.
I cant wait for it to air might get some Canadian talent back in the film industry and not send millions of our tax dollars off to BOLLYWOOD

Shawn Griel said...

Would you rather watch a disgusting fat or old person who cant throw shit out...or a person who likes to eat the hair out of a drain?...or a junkie going through withdrawl? Fuck! I'd be more than happy to kick back and watch some badass babes on bikes...I'll definitley be tuning in! Cheers Vancity Biker Chicks.

Sarah said...

Ok, well I'm a little late to the debate but I think it's clear that the post was meant to entertain (which it does) rather than to offend any particular individual. The level of aggression in the anon comment is, in my opinion, rather excessive and counter productive.

I don't know what the aim of the show is and I'll probably never know as I doubt it will be aired over here.

I'm all for people doing what they do and having a good time but do I want to feel intimidated by 'silicon and leather clad woman' - No, not really.

Is it because I'm ' either close minded with a better than thou attitude or jealous that you had to wait in a line up with the common folk and all the guys were paying attention to then instead of you'.

Again, I have to say, no, not really.

Anonymous said...

Well said Sarah..who would be intimidated by pleather and silicone..Plus u know the anon was 1 of them..I just wanna say that Lil Bels seems really nice and sweet.

Anonymous said...

I have to say with all the reality shows that r aired now..why not! I happen to know cherry kari n have had the pleasure to b her friend throughout the years and she is one hell of a girl who would always have her sistas backs! Just because these ladies have broke out and found an outlet to make money n have fun at the same time does not mean they r infringing on anyones rights not to watch what they want on tv...you go girls..have fun...ride safe...and wish u all much success! looking forward to watching! Ps...any publicity is good publicity...give em hell girls!

Anonymous said...

Fucking right!

Emma Prentice said...

I love those girls....and I know Kari really well too...shes an amazing woman....love her to death....love u kare bear

Anonymous said...

Is Kari the real fake one that was dancing like an idiot?!Im glad you all know her for yrs and how she has everyones back but seriously she needs to look in the mirror and stop thinking shes so hot.Its all fake and u should get those teeth fixed. Ps..'any publicity is good publicty'..wrong, its bad publicity...

Noelle said...

Funny how I pitched this show to Bravo last year, and heard nothing in response.

Anonymous said...

Can you believe those pics they have..OMG..especially the one that bends over all the time!Her husband must feel real special!Her boobs are up to her neck..lol.I like the short haired one and the one that doesnt have a million stupid pics up.just nice ones with her harley.now thats a real harley woman

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