Wait that was last week wasn't it?
Ok, so I am late to the party...but to be fair, I have been swamped under at work, swamped over at home, and swamped sideways on the personal side (I wish sideways was code word for something more dirty).
So I missed Valentine's day. Big whoopey. None of you noticed any ways because you were with your better-half getting all smoochey-woochey and lavishing each other with super awesome gifts and mushy little cards and blushing like idiots and all that stupid shit that I hate.
Honestly, I love that shit, I'm a fucking liar. I'm just jealous.
So in the spirit of a belated Valentine's post, I wanted to share with you the top 5 most awesome Valentine's gifts EVER. You're welcome.
Better late than never, right? At least you're prepared for next year.
|For some reason I doubt this will get the reaction you're probably looking for. Just a hunch|
|While amusing, I think you'd be sending the wrong message here...|
|Nothing says 'I love you' like a good 'ol funeral. Takes all the excitement out of a sudden death.|
|For $79.00 I can eat for a week at McDonalds AND FIT THIS DAMN SHIRT ON MY OWN.|