Wait that was last week wasn't it?
Ok, so I am late to the party...but to be fair, I have been swamped under at work, swamped over at home, and swamped sideways on the personal side (I wish sideways was code word for something more dirty).
So I missed Valentine's day. Big whoopey. None of you noticed any ways because you were with your better-half getting all smoochey-woochey and lavishing each other with super awesome gifts and mushy little cards and blushing like idiots and all that stupid shit that I hate.
Honestly, I love that shit, I'm a fucking liar. I'm just jealous.
So in the spirit of a belated Valentine's post, I wanted to share with you the top 5 most awesome Valentine's gifts EVER. You're welcome.
Better late than never, right? At least you're prepared for next year.
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| For some reason I doubt this will get the reaction you're probably looking for. Just a hunch |
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| While amusing, I think you'd be sending the wrong message here... |
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| Nothing says 'I love you' like a good 'ol funeral. Takes all the excitement out of a sudden death. |
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| Really Paul? |
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| For $79.00 I can eat for a week at McDonalds AND FIT THIS DAMN SHIRT ON MY OWN. |
7 comments:
I love you so hard. I want to wear that sweatshirt with you. But not the Fundies. I'm not sure I love you that much.
Oh yeah, that was me - all smoochey-woochey in my high vis jacket, steel toe capped boots and yellow safety helmet on a day out at the local scrap yard - I did get presents though - well, I got to keep an enamel bowl and 2 aluminium bouckets as well as a metal dustbin he was going to weigh in so that's almost like presents right ... ? I didn't get a card either although he did say if I really wanted one he would get me one, kind of takes the gloss off it a little though doesn't it?
Can't wait to see what he comes up with for next year ;)
Chin up lovely, I'd wear the sweatshirt with you too x
@Handflapper - we'd make that sweater look good. Yeehaw! (I love you so hard too)
@Sarah - Steel capped boots sounds kinda hot... sorta... and a metal dustbin is always a good gift. Maybe.
All right Paul. Come to my house, make me thin. I dare you. Also, does that hoodie thing only have three arm holes? Why? Is it made for space aliens? Is this part of a Men in Black like cover up? The world may never know.
@Queen. Shut the front door... it DOES only have three arm holes. Perhaps better marketed to the war amps?
I'm going to hell for that comment.
I'm adding Fundies to my list for next year. And moving it to the #1 spot.
I love that sweatshirt. I always try to climb under Hubby's sweatshirt and he always resents it. I think this, however, he would really like.
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